With a great title but cheat you in the body copy. Grabs my attention with an awesome title then loses me in a circle without a point. Where’s the juice? Where’s the answer to the question you lured me here with? What are the five foods to NEVER eat lest I surrender myself to twathood? What is the answer to why my hair didn’t grow five inches overnight even though I slept in a puddle of egg whites and avocado? What is the mystery squat that can actually widen my hips?
I’ve read six paragraphs already and you’re still gearing me up for point #1. And no you cannot have my money.
You lied to me.